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The S-assy Tomato Saga

Tomatoes 2008Last year’s garden was a joy – I received several surprises in my garden. My favorite? The tomatoes. I have sassy tomatoes. Say it with me now – “SASSY tomatoes!”

The Sassy Tomato Saga began with my concern over the environment and the food my family consumes. I mean, c’mon, would you eat bug killer? Every time you buy a non-organically grown fruit or vegetable you allow your family to consume chemical residue. It’s time to give our children better health, isn’t it?

Yet, who can afford organic? It’s expensive – many organic vegetables are flown here from all over the world utilizing extensive transportation which produces a lot of CO2 and contributes to global warming. When I approach the organic produce section I often see the snobby organic fruits wearing stylish plastic coverings; their little elitist fur coats. The answer: buy local. Buying local means you usually get organic as well as better nutrition. Veggies which have been picked at the peak of ripeness have more vitamins and much more flavor.


In an effort to stay local and combat the grocery prices, I decided to grow my own tomatoes this summer. A sweet couple, Susan and Larry Kasprowicz, grew a Polish Heritage tomato plant for me from seed over the winter. Larry is a remarkable survivor. He has Type II diabetes and has survived colon cancer. He has fibrocystic lung disease, emphysema, congestive heart failure, and atrial fibrillation. He gardens to stay alive and healthy – something I highly recommend. Thanks for spreading the tomato love Larry!

Susan and he brought the tomato plant and stake over for me and, due to the rain, we planted it a bit late in the spring behind my fence in the area I have designated as a garden for the public. I waited. And waited. Forever. It takes a long time to grow a tomato. I checked on the babies every day and finally, after months, the little buggers began getting larger and started to ripen.

Finally the day came when I could pick my ‘mater. I was so excited! I brought the camera and my garden snippers out and took this photo of the prize tomatoes:  I picked one tomato, raised it above my head like an Olympic champion, danced a victory wiggle, and shouted “WAHOO!”

The next day I came back out to pick the other one AND IT HAD BEEN STOLEN! ARGH! DOH! Call the tomato police! Call the FBI! Call Whole Foods! It was a crime of passion I am sure as these tomatoes taste like heaven.

In fact, I had several tomato plants sprinkled throughout my perennial garden and I was only able to save two tomatoes. Both are MIRACLE tomatoes and I wanted to share the tomato miracle with my husband (and now my readers).

Moon Tomato 2008

The first miracle is tomato number one. It is shaped rather like the view of a man’s bottom – –  “Honey, I grew a tomato that looks like a butt! Wanna see?”

Husbands reply, “uh, no!”

“But it’s a BUTT!”

“NO!”

The second miracle is tomato number two is square – A SQUARE I TELL YOU – – “Mom you grew a square! How’d you do that?”

“uh… my super tomato powers, didn’t you know?”

Square Tomato 2008

Why not feed your family locally grown or organic foods? You’ll discover a miracle or two in the process – maybe not a “mooning” tomato – but perhaps better health.

This year I will be growing an entire veggie garden in my front yard just like Susan and Larry – wish me luck!

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6 Comments

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    prettyfotos4u
    March 5, 2009 at 4:16 pm

    Oooohhhh….I can’t wait for the garden and to eat a juicy, homegrown tomato!

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    Hyperpcs.com
    March 5, 2009 at 4:48 pm

    Why some men shouldn’t garden? Picture this a man goes to an area shop and buys about three dozen tomato plants. We’ve spent more than a few hours turning the soil and putting up a chickenwire fence and planting them all neatly in a row. Immediately after dinner as was the routine he would go outside and water them it usually took about 20 minutes. One evening he was outside for almost an hour?
    When he came in my mum and I asked him “Chuck what on earth have you been doing”? His reply “I have no idea how tomatoes will grow on those bushes with all of these stupid white flowers all over them” Yup, you guessed it… he picked every single white flower off three dozen tomato plants. Needless to say the crop was somewhat sparse but the flavor of this memory will live on. Cheers

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    Tessa at Blunders with shoots, blossoms 'n roots
    March 6, 2009 at 3:43 am

    You crack me up! I grew a butt tomato- my first greenhouse tomato of the year looked a little like a butt. Yours looks more like one though! Nothing like home grown tomatoes- no anemic, water filled, tasteless tomatoes for me!

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    TC
    March 7, 2009 at 2:12 am

    It looks like you grew an heirloom. Do you know anything about where the seed came from? If you’d like, I have tons of information on heirloom tomatoes.

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    Shawna
    March 7, 2009 at 3:47 am

    Good eye T.C. – it is a Polish Heirloom. Actually the BEST tomato I have ever bitten in to. I have been fortunate enough to have a friend growing a few of these babies in their garage and reserved just for me – I’m SO excited!

    S

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    Rob Chant
    March 8, 2009 at 3:10 pm

    Aye, tomatoes are great. I got about 50Kg from six plants (although one didn’t do much) last year, growing them outside. The weather’s a bit borderline for them here, but if we have a better summer this year there should be even more.

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